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AnAk JaWs mAiN GiTaR, AnAk sOtOnG mAiN tAbLa,KaD RaYa MaLaS nAk HaNtAr, SeNd SmS Je UdAh La. SeMuGa InGaTaN tAkKaN PuDaR. TeRiMaLaH UcApAn SeLaMaT HaRiRaYa, MaAf ZaHiR BaTiN.

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Seekor anak kambing bertanya kepada ibunya, Kenapa badannya hapak dan berbau busuk? Ibunya menjawab "Syukurlah nak, sekurang kurangnya kita tak sebusuk orang yang membaca sms ini!

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"Memasukkan jari kedalam lubang hidung boleh membatalkan puasa kecuali jika masukkan jari kita ke hidung orang lain!"

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Kata orang bijak, sekali kita jatuh kita mesti bangun kembali baru kita boleh berjaya. Hayati dan amalkannya kerana orang bijak itu lah yang tulis sms ini!

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INDAH 'manusia' kerana 'akhlak' INDAH 'bulan' kerana 'cahaya' INDAH 'cinta' kerana 'sayang' INDAH 'bunga' kerana 'hiasan' INDAH WATER kerana 'longkang & jamban'

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KELUHAN SEORANG ISTERI: Subuh basuh kain, Pagi sidai kain, T/hari angkat kain, Ptg lipat kain, Maghrib susun kain, Malam BUKA KAIN, Bangun pagi, HILANG KAIN, Betul ke?

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JIKA ADA " KEBAKARAN " sila tekan v bukan sekarang BODOH! jika ada kebakaran saja... ANDA RASA "TERBAKAR" SEKARANG?

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Eh, HP Kau kenapa haa? Aku call berkali2 tau, mesin yang jawab, katanya: The number you are calling is a monkey, please call a zoo for more detail.....

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Kamu itu bijak, baik, ramah, lucu, menyenangkan, pintar, penyanyang, suka menolong, mengagumkan dan aku sangat suka kamu. Begitu kata teman2ku tentang AKU...

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Adik!.. kakak minta tolong... tolong lepaskan ikat kepala kakak, terlupa buka waktu dimakamkan. sekarang kakak ada di jendela kamar adik. tolong ya dik.....

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