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Mobile SMS adalah terdiri daripada SMS kiriman rakan-rakan sebagai tanda ingatan dan gurauan. Jika ada yang tidak berkenan harap maafkan! Jika ingin menyumbang SMS sila hantar ke +6017 615 6626

SMS 1
PEDOMAN HIDUP Jika kamu marah, keluarkan kemarahanmu, Jika kamu sedih, keluarkan kesedihanmu, Tetapi INGAT, Jika kamu malu, JANGAN Keluarkan kemaluanmu

SMS 2
Mengikut perangkaan dunia, orang yang kuat kentut, selalunya membaca SMS menggunakan ibu jari. Tak payah le tukar,Dah terlambat. Ha ha ha Eee... KUAT KENTUT YE!!

SMS 3
RUSSIA: We R 1st in space USA: We R 1st on d moon INDIA: We'll be 1st on d sun USA: U cant land on d sun, it's hot! INDIA: We R not stupid, We'll go AT NITE...

SMS 4
angkat tangan! ini rompakkan! yg hensem2 ke sebelah kanan, yg cantik2 ke sebelah kiri, yg muka macam TAPIR ke tengah. haaa! kamu jgn pura2 baca SMS. cepat ketengah!

SMS 5
Dua ekor lembu sedang berborak tentang penyakit lembu gila. Kedua-duanya ditembak kerana lembu gila saja yang boleh berborak sesama sendiri!

SMS 6
LEMBU hidup mmg susah kan! AYAM aku setuju kita selalu buat lauk, tapi KAMBING mmg untung, cuma baca SMS jer! Hehehehe

SMS 7
ada gula ada garam,kuih keria kuih apam,nasi lemak pantai dlm,buah dadu buah pelam,kpl terbang kpl selam,jgn marah jgn geram,saja nak ucap slmt malam.

SMS 8
Engkau sungguh MATANG, Sikapmu selalu TENANG, Caramu seperti PEJUANG, Jiwamu sangat JIWANG, Gayamu sangat MEMBERANGSANG, Tetapi sayang... Wajahmu bagaikan MEMERANG!

SMS 9
Tolong bagitau kawan², ada keja kosong kat Dunkin Donut.Utk lelaki saja. Gaji RM3000 sebln,Pakai tie takyah pakai seluar! keja mudah, melubangkan donut saja.

SMS 10

3 eko monyet sarkas tlepas ari ni! seko djumpai dtmn bunga, seko lg ditugu negara, seko lg...Errr tgh main henpon nie...

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