SMS MENARIK 2

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Advice for the year 2004: in the years of monkey, TAKE CARE OF YOUR BANANA!

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Sebagai langkah awal mengelak selsema burung, Dato Chua Jui Meng menyarankan: Jangan main BURUNG, Jgn Cium BURUNG, Jgn Pegang BURUNG dan Jgn Hisap BURUNG!

SMS 13
"pantun melayu zaman siber" hebat wanita terserlah sudah, mengendong susu sikit tak tumpah, hebat lelaki jgn disanggah, mengepit telut "haram" tak pecah.

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rmainya.. dik sapa yg comel² tu? tu la anak mak lang. yg kembar² tu sapa mak? itu anak pak ndak ali, sepupu korg.abih yg baca SMS ni sapa mak? tu tukang CUCI JAMBAN umah kita...hehehe

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senyum pd org tua tanda sayang, senyum pd kanak² tanda kasih, senyum pd kekasih tanda cinta, senyum² pada henpon tanda gila, masih senyum lagi ke? mmg sah GILA!!

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satu ptg sekor kambing jantan bertemu ngan sekor ayam jantan. lalu ia berkata kpd ayam jantan "apalah ko ni ayam, bdn cantik tapi berkaki ayam!" ayam jantan benggang lalu menjawab "ko lagi teruk, janggut panjang alim konon! tapi nampak BUAH!"

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ayam brapa eko? 5mak. ketupat brapa dah siap? 20mak. klapa dah parut? dah mak. daging?.. hati?..limpa?.. (NAIK SAMPAN) lembu ada lagi pak mat? nih! lembu tgh BACA SMS!...

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ku hampiri katilmu, ku cium ke² pipimu, ku kucup dahimu, ku bisikan lembut ke telingamu, "INNALILLAHI WA INA ILAILAIHI ROJIUUN"

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"dan barang siapa yg selalu SMS dan membuang masa dengan telefon bimbitnya, nescaya rugilah dia pada hari bilnya dihisab" Surah Al-Nokia ayat 012-019

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Orang berbudi kita berbahasa, orang memberi kita merasa, orang kirim SMS kita membalasnya, tapi kalau tak balas-balas tu namanya TAK RETI BAHASA!

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