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SMS Menarik 5

Posted by Azrul in SMS

SMS 41
TAHNIAH!, sekarang handphone anda sudah di lengkapi dengan puzzle game caranya mudah iaitu lempar hand phone anda ke dinding dengan kuat lalu susun kembali dan seterusnya... SELAMAT BERMAIN PUZZLE

SMS 42
Sudah sekian lama aku memperhatikan mu. Mencuri pandang hanya untuk melihat mu. Aku tak tahu apa yang harus ku katakan agar kamu mengerti bahawa ada ...... TAHI HIDUNG kering, dihidung mu!! Hehehe

SMS 43
Kalau orang kata kau bijak.... Kau senyum je lah! sebab memang betul... Kalau orang kata kau rajin, kau ucapkanlah terimakasih, sebab kau memang begitu. Tapi kalau orang kata kau hensem... kau tumbuk jer orang tu... sebab dia BOHONG!!!!

SMS 44
I may not be the "Perfect Friend" that you are looking for. Not even the "BEST" among others. But, surely i'm a friend who will always miss & care 4 u!

SMS 45

Aku duduk diatasnya, ku rasakan kenikmatan menyentuh seluruh tubuhku. Dia menggenjot dari kiri-kanan, atas bawah,naik turun,arh.... nikmatnya.... NAIK BECA!

SMS 46
MANUSIA Jatuh cinta, itu tidak heran, KUDA Makan rumput, itu tidak aneh, MONYET Pandai picit butang handphone, HEBAT!!! Masih Picit lagi..... LUAR BIASA!!!

SMS 47
Saya nak tanya awak ni.... tapi.... takut laa.... Erm.... Alaa.... Gementar laa..... ok la.... nii.... ,,,,,, (-)(-) )..( ( - ) awak ke?....

SMS 48
Bila bapak balik, anak kata: Ye ye ayah balik. Bila suami balik, isteri kata: Ye ye abang balik. Bila isteri balik suami kata: Ye ye APAM balik...

SMS 49
Please note that your PAHALA balance is not sufficient to maintain your AKHIRAT account. Please recharge your AMALAN to reload your SYURGA credit line.

SMS 50
1 round rasanya wajar, 2 round rasanya sampai kelenjar, 3 round lemas seperti dikejar, 4 round memang nafsunya besar, 5 round...? bener-bener anunya kurang ajar..!

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SMS Menarik 4

Posted by Azrul in SMS

SMS 31
nyarik apa tu? tak ada ye? messageku ye? tak jumpa ye? aku tak nulis tuh kasihan kau he.. he..

SMS 32
Ci chang chen liangshuang thien chi kwa siaw cie.. Wo hen hao, ni thai-thai hao ma. Dei shien-sheng. Gila kau, dah tak fahami masih terus dibaca... Woi! masih picit lagi! Pegi Tidur sana... !!!

SMS 33
Ambil tarikh hari lahirmu, x4, +13, x25, -200, +bulan lahirmu, x2, -40, x50, +2 digit terakhir tahun lahirmu, - 10500, ADA SESUATU! Cuba ya, sangat menarik!

SMS 34
Inbox Outbox Write messages Picture messages Message Settings Nasi Beriani Kue Tiau Goreng Mi Bandung Mi Hailam HP kamu bagus, banyak MENUnya!

SMS 35
Merasa sedih dan sepi? Hubungi aku!! Tak ada teman berbual? Hubungi aku!! Merasa stress seperti mau gila? Hubungi RUMAH SAKIT JIWA TAMPOI ! JANGAN HUBUNGI AKU!

SMS 36
Maaf ya, mlm2 ganggu, aku minta tolong sket ni, kalau kau tak bz dan tak keberatan, dan tak menyusahkan kau. Tolong padam sms nie yek!

SMS 37
VIRUS DETECT Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: E Enter PIN code: EH Enter PIN code: EH ADA MONYET TENGOK APE TU! SIM CARD DAMAGED!!

SMS 38

Nak belajar inggeris? Cuba sebut perkataan dibawah dengan cepat wolf wolf roof roof woof woof woof roof wolf roof roof woof Test result: Good Dog!

SMS 39
Bila hidupmu dalam kegelapan, berdoalah; dan apabila selesai berdoa kegelapan masih mengelilingimu, bayarlah bil LETRIKMU yang sekian lama TERTUNGGAK!

SMS 40
Ini siapa haa? sila jawab, sms kalo teman, call kalau sedara, kalau miscall lagi ,bererti BIAWAK, kalau diam aja bererti MONYET!

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SMS Menarik 3

Posted by Azrul in SMS

SMS 21
AnAk JaWs mAiN GiTaR, AnAk sOtOnG mAiN tAbLa,KaD RaYa MaLaS nAk HaNtAr, SeNd SmS Je UdAh La. SeMuGa InGaTaN tAkKaN PuDaR. TeRiMaLaH UcApAn SeLaMaT HaRiRaYa, MaAf ZaHiR BaTiN.

SMS 22
Seekor anak kambing bertanya kepada ibunya, Kenapa badannya hapak dan berbau busuk? Ibunya menjawab "Syukurlah nak, sekurang kurangnya kita tak sebusuk orang yang membaca sms ini!

SMS 23
"Memasukkan jari kedalam lubang hidung boleh membatalkan puasa kecuali jika masukkan jari kita ke hidung orang lain!"

SMS 24
Kata orang bijak, sekali kita jatuh kita mesti bangun kembali baru kita boleh berjaya. Hayati dan amalkannya kerana orang bijak itu lah yang tulis sms ini!

SMS 25
INDAH 'manusia' kerana 'akhlak' INDAH 'bulan' kerana 'cahaya' INDAH 'cinta' kerana 'sayang' INDAH 'bunga' kerana 'hiasan' INDAH WATER kerana 'longkang & jamban'

SMS 26
KELUHAN SEORANG ISTERI: Subuh basuh kain, Pagi sidai kain, T/hari angkat kain, Ptg lipat kain, Maghrib susun kain, Malam BUKA KAIN, Bangun pagi, HILANG KAIN, Betul ke?

SMS 27
JIKA ADA " KEBAKARAN " sila tekan v bukan sekarang BODOH! jika ada kebakaran saja... ANDA RASA "TERBAKAR" SEKARANG?

SMS 28
Eh, HP Kau kenapa haa? Aku call berkali2 tau, mesin yang jawab, katanya: The number you are calling is a monkey, please call a zoo for more detail.....

SMS 29
Kamu itu bijak, baik, ramah, lucu, menyenangkan, pintar, penyanyang, suka menolong, mengagumkan dan aku sangat suka kamu. Begitu kata teman2ku tentang AKU...

SMS 30
Adik!.. kakak minta tolong... tolong lepaskan ikat kepala kakak, terlupa buka waktu dimakamkan. sekarang kakak ada di jendela kamar adik. tolong ya dik.....

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SMS MENARIK 2

Posted by Azrul in SMS

SMS 11
Advice for the year 2004: in the years of monkey, TAKE CARE OF YOUR BANANA!

SMS 12
Sebagai langkah awal mengelak selsema burung, Dato Chua Jui Meng menyarankan: Jangan main BURUNG, Jgn Cium BURUNG, Jgn Pegang BURUNG dan Jgn Hisap BURUNG!

SMS 13
"pantun melayu zaman siber" hebat wanita terserlah sudah, mengendong susu sikit tak tumpah, hebat lelaki jgn disanggah, mengepit telut "haram" tak pecah.

SMS 14
rmainya.. dik sapa yg comel² tu? tu la anak mak lang. yg kembar² tu sapa mak? itu anak pak ndak ali, sepupu korg.abih yg baca SMS ni sapa mak? tu tukang CUCI JAMBAN umah kita...hehehe

SMS 15
senyum pd org tua tanda sayang, senyum pd kanak² tanda kasih, senyum pd kekasih tanda cinta, senyum² pada henpon tanda gila, masih senyum lagi ke? mmg sah GILA!!

SMS 16
satu ptg sekor kambing jantan bertemu ngan sekor ayam jantan. lalu ia berkata kpd ayam jantan "apalah ko ni ayam, bdn cantik tapi berkaki ayam!" ayam jantan benggang lalu menjawab "ko lagi teruk, janggut panjang alim konon! tapi nampak BUAH!"

SMS 17
ayam brapa eko? 5mak. ketupat brapa dah siap? 20mak. klapa dah parut? dah mak. daging?.. hati?..limpa?.. (NAIK SAMPAN) lembu ada lagi pak mat? nih! lembu tgh BACA SMS!...

SMS 18
ku hampiri katilmu, ku cium ke² pipimu, ku kucup dahimu, ku bisikan lembut ke telingamu, "INNALILLAHI WA INA ILAILAIHI ROJIUUN"

SMS 19
"dan barang siapa yg selalu SMS dan membuang masa dengan telefon bimbitnya, nescaya rugilah dia pada hari bilnya dihisab" Surah Al-Nokia ayat 012-019

SMS 20
Orang berbudi kita berbahasa, orang memberi kita merasa, orang kirim SMS kita membalasnya, tapi kalau tak balas-balas tu namanya TAK RETI BAHASA!

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SMS MENARIK 1

Posted by Azrul in SMS

Mobile SMS adalah terdiri daripada SMS kiriman rakan-rakan sebagai tanda ingatan dan gurauan. Jika ada yang tidak berkenan harap maafkan! Jika ingin menyumbang SMS sila hantar ke +6017 615 6626

SMS 1
PEDOMAN HIDUP Jika kamu marah, keluarkan kemarahanmu, Jika kamu sedih, keluarkan kesedihanmu, Tetapi INGAT, Jika kamu malu, JANGAN Keluarkan kemaluanmu

SMS 2
Mengikut perangkaan dunia, orang yang kuat kentut, selalunya membaca SMS menggunakan ibu jari. Tak payah le tukar,Dah terlambat. Ha ha ha Eee... KUAT KENTUT YE!!

SMS 3
RUSSIA: We R 1st in space USA: We R 1st on d moon INDIA: We'll be 1st on d sun USA: U cant land on d sun, it's hot! INDIA: We R not stupid, We'll go AT NITE...

SMS 4
angkat tangan! ini rompakkan! yg hensem2 ke sebelah kanan, yg cantik2 ke sebelah kiri, yg muka macam TAPIR ke tengah. haaa! kamu jgn pura2 baca SMS. cepat ketengah!

SMS 5
Dua ekor lembu sedang berborak tentang penyakit lembu gila. Kedua-duanya ditembak kerana lembu gila saja yang boleh berborak sesama sendiri!

SMS 6
LEMBU hidup mmg susah kan! AYAM aku setuju kita selalu buat lauk, tapi KAMBING mmg untung, cuma baca SMS jer! Hehehehe

SMS 7
ada gula ada garam,kuih keria kuih apam,nasi lemak pantai dlm,buah dadu buah pelam,kpl terbang kpl selam,jgn marah jgn geram,saja nak ucap slmt malam.

SMS 8
Engkau sungguh MATANG, Sikapmu selalu TENANG, Caramu seperti PEJUANG, Jiwamu sangat JIWANG, Gayamu sangat MEMBERANGSANG, Tetapi sayang... Wajahmu bagaikan MEMERANG!

SMS 9
Tolong bagitau kawan², ada keja kosong kat Dunkin Donut.Utk lelaki saja. Gaji RM3000 sebln,Pakai tie takyah pakai seluar! keja mudah, melubangkan donut saja.

SMS 10

3 eko monyet sarkas tlepas ari ni! seko djumpai dtmn bunga, seko lg ditugu negara, seko lg...Errr tgh main henpon nie...

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